1. We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was: ´This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!´
    我们都明白那个可怜的人应该说些什么，而他实际说的却是："这是´浦伊´鸟食公司，好女士们，晚上和先生们！"

2. The fine weather allures the ladies into the garden.
    晴朗的天气吸引女士们来到花园里。

3. To get out, I would have to climb back down the narrow ladder from the tower and walk past the long row of "salarymen"(薪水阶层)and "office ladies" lined up behind me at an amusement park (游乐园) named Tokyo Roof(东京屋顶).
    要出去，就得顺着窄窄的梯子从高塔上往下爬，走过排在我后面的长长的一列"薪水阶层"、"办公室女郎"。这一切发生在一个叫做"东京屋顶"的游乐园里。

4. At the Christmas season , ladies often adorn their coats with a holly corsage.
    圣诞节的时候，女士们经常用冬青花束来点缀他们的外套。

5. My favorite is the kind who say, "Ladies and gentlemen. I'm very happy to be here" — while looking at their shoes. They don't look happy. They look angry, frightened or depressed.
    我觉得最有意思的一类演说家是那些看着自己的鞋子说："女士们、先生们，我很高兴来到这里。"而他们看上去并不高兴。他们看上去或气愤、或恐惧、或是沮丧。

6. John went to see his bank manager who sent the remains of wallet and the money to the special department of the Bank of England in Newcastle: the Mutilated Ladies!
    约翰去找银行经理，经理把约翰的钱包和纸币的残留物送到英国银行在纽卡斯尔的一个专门部门--残钞鉴别组。

7. "No, there is nothing more humiliating than to look poor among a gathering of rich ladies."
    “不，没有什么比在一群有钱夫人中的一副穷酸相更令人感到羞辱的了。”

8. That may have been too far out of character for "bag ladies".
    这也许与提兜女郎的身份太不相称。

9. Fortunately for them, the Bank of England has a team called Mutilated Ladies
    对英国人来说，值得庆幸的是英国银行有一个残钞鉴别组，