1. But what self-respecting terrorist would agree he belongs to a "terrorist organization"?
    但是哪一个有自尊的恐怖分子会承认他属于一个"恐怖主义组织"呢？

2. Inviting the fire brigade to put out a nonexistent fire is a crude form of deception which no self-respecting student would ever indulge in.
    请消防队来扑灭一场根本没有的大火是一种低级骗局，有自尊心的大学生决不会去做。