1. Many people find this sort of joke distasteful. The following example of ´sick humour´ will enable you to judge for yourself.
    许多人认为这种笑话是低级庸俗的。下面是个"病态幽默"的实例，你可据此自己作出判断。

2. John had not much love for his mother and sisters, but he really hated me.
    约翰对他的母亲和姐妹没有多少感情，对我则是恶狠狠的样子。

3. Children love blowing bubbles.
    儿童爱吹泡泡.

4. "I was very foolish to love gold so much," he said.
    “我真是太傻了，这么贪爱金子，”他说。

5. Romantic love has no bearing on this process, say these lawyers, who consider prenups to be business agreements.
    这些律师认为，婚前契约是一个商业协议，浪漫的爱情与此过程无关。

6. On the ground lay an old sick goat.
    地上躺着一只生病的老山羊。

7. Of course a writer doing this is misunderstood: he might as well try to explain a crime or a love affair.
    作家如此行事当然被人误解。他还不如给人讲一个犯罪案件或一个恋爱故事。

8. On September 4, 1853, he reached Spezia sick, went to a hotel, could not sleep for noise without and fever within, took a long walk the next day, and in the afternoon flung himself on a couch intending to sleep.
    1853年9月4日他抵达斯佩齐亚。当时，他正在生病。他去了一家旅馆。由于旅馆外面噪音太大，而他仍在发烧，所以他无法入睡。第二天，他出去散步，走了很长的路，下午，他一头进沙发想睡一觉。

9. One of the best ways for me to give you love is by fully enjoying myself with you.
    表达爱的最好方法之一就是与所爱之人一起充分体验自己。

10. Oh, falling in love was easy. Sustaining it was the hard part.
    噢，恋爱倒是容易，而要维持这种关系才是困难的。